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Some of the titles I gave things in my 20s were autismo af. Real home school culture laid bear for all the internet to see. In some cases, those are still unapologetically the names. For some of us, rizz is a lifelong cultivation. But these names remain canonical for a pre-glow-up socially abysmal inner child.

This was a "Look, I can make that crap!" moment. Briefly, my soul was hollowed out, and there was only the directionless desperation of rapacity for commerce. This heinous bear was its face.

This vector ensemble won a Tucson ADDY award in 2010.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book. Once again, I can barely believe they accepted this, but I am so happy they did. Because I was thinking, this is what I'd want to see if I was reading a math text book. It would be such a little pick me up. Just the slightest acknowledgement of our shared humanity.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book. God you can almost taste the bread. Honestly, I cry a little tear of joy when I look at this, because it's totally vector and scalable.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book. Listen. I made an Adobe Illustrator vector bean brush, a tomato brush, a rice brush, and a lettuce brush for this project. Just in case you ever need those. You know who to call.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book. I really wanted that spinner to feel judged.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book. This berry juice went too hard for acceptance as the final product, because we were working from a style sheet so all the artists' illustrations would match up, but my heart still belongs to this maximalist juice box design.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.

Back in the day, I contributed to the illustrations for a math text book.